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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Let The Cuffing Games Begins! May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor!

So the summer is almost over. I hope everyone enjoyed it as much as I did. With this season coming to a close a new one is emerging. You would think I am talking about the fall but, I am talking about "Cuffing Season."  

Men and women all across America will be entering into romantic or semi-romantic relationships, to keep warm through the colder months. Urban Dictionary (2013) defines Cuffing Season as: "During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find
themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed."

When does Cuffing Season actually start? 
According to the President's State of the Union Address, it started September 1st and I am indeed late. However, If you have been playing the game correctly since august you may already have a few potential players on the roster to narrow down to the final Cuffee. So Skeezers and THOTs beware you maybe losing your source of income and sexual activity until next March. 

I have included two calenders in this article so you can get started on your cuffing season journey. The first is for the Cuffers who already have a few potential Cuffees. they may need more time to get it down to just one. This Calender basically gives the potential Cuffees about 3 months to get it together in order to be that franchise player.
The other one is for Cuffers that are ready to start cuddling now and used August to find the final Cuffee.
For the ladies that use Cuffing Season to find a man here a few pieces of advice;
  • Drop that last 5lbs 
  •  Get your new sew-in (there are still some amazing back to school weave deals going on!) 
  • Buy that new dress you have been eying at Bloomingdale's or Express. 
  • Get your teeth fixed or whitened
  • New Perfume 
  • New Lingerie  
  • Learn some new recipes.
According to my Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram news-feeds the men are out and looking for their Cuffees. So ladies let the 2013 Cuffing Games begin and may the odds be ever in your ever favor!
Well, I am off to get ready for my Cuffer... Remember all isn't fair in love and war.


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